Dean Ricardo V. Briz

Narrative

Peepshock The Grandson of the god of Destroyer

There was a man named Peepshock he was good, tall, dark and powerful and he was also loved watching girls in the beach playing volleyball with their bikinis. But suddenly Peepshock became the worst person you ever met in the town. Peepshock became bad he want to rule the world using his strength, agility, and intelligence. One day Peepshock was so angry withour any reason he just want to be angry so he went in the town destroy everything he saw, kissed every woman that he liked, and ate everything that is delicious but suddenly there was a man appear in the front of him and Peepshock try to punched him but he can’t him because he was so fast like a ninja, Peepshock didn’t know that a man that was so fast was his father named Peepshow he is the son of Kratos the god of destroye, Peepshow rule the entire prisons in the hell.

Peepshow told him that he needs to be punished in the hell and became a slave to his grandfather Kratos but peepshock don’t want to go with him in the hell so his father used his ultimate skill to force his son to go with him. After Peepshow used his skill, his son was knocked and fell asleep.

Peepshock will be prison for ten million years in the hell and another ten million years and become a slave to his grandfather Kratos.

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DESCRIPTIVE

President Rodrigo Duterte

Few of us don’t know who President Rodrigo Duterte is, or how well do we know Rodrigo Duterte aside from being the President of the Philippines. Well let me describe him and told his little dark secret.

Our president Rodrigo Duterte, I called him “Tatay Digong” because he care for us and he is my hero because in my 5 years studying in Davao nothing happens to me, I’m very confident walking in the night because I know that nothing will happen to me, I feel so safe, so im very thankful to him. Tatay digong loves bikes, for what I know he is big fan of big bikes he likes to roam in Davao using his bike. He likes shoes, if there is woman in Philippines that has plenty of shoes which is Emalda Marcos well Tatay Digong is the man of shoes he like to collect shoes. Tatay Digong is man of word he will never promise you if he can’t do it. Tatay Digong loves women, I don’t know why, I think is because he is man every man lan likes woman, he is not a cheater is just that he like woman that’s all. Tatay Digong hates illegal drugs, he will do anything to become the Philippines, drug free, I know he can do it I believe on him. He is a low profile man, he never ask everyone to support him in election. He is brave, he can talk to NPA which is very amazing, he is not afraid of politicians that are opposing him. The best I can describe Our President is he is never afraid to die as long he can serve and protect his people. Thank you so much Mr. President.

souce: Anastasia, P. B., & L. (n.d.). Rodrigo Duterte: The Philippines Lovable Vigilante. Retrieved September 08, 2016, from http://thestagnantfilipino.com/2014/09/rodrigo-duterte-the-philippines-lovable-vigilante/

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DIRECTIVES

Date: July 25, 2016

To: To all Students in University of Mindavao Davao City Matina Campus

From: Dean of College and Teachers

Subjects: Vandalism especially in the Comfort Room

                Day’s passed we found that our comfort room in the University has lots writings and drawings especially in the cubicle, we are not allow to write anything there. So we demand all of the students that no more bringing of pens.

                In the Future, we would like to have a seminar for those violators.

Source: Dealing with Defiant Children Who Refuse to Cooperate. (n.d.). Retrieved September 08, 2016, from http://www.onlineparentingcoach.com/2012_03_01_archive.html

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INCIDENT REPORT

Mauling Incident

Place of Incident: UM DPT, 3^rd Floor at the Room H3B

Time of Incident: 3:30PM (August 4, 2016)

Victim: Franing Khey

Subject: Berting Isige

Investigator: SPO4 Jack Hoback (Talomo Police Station)

Reason: Gang Conflict

                August 4, 2016, exactly 3:30 pm, there were men gathered in DPT Building, 3^rd floor at room H3B in the University of Mindanao Davao City Matina Campus. Something happen in the room, Berting Isige beat Franing Khey. These two men were leaders of different gangs and not in good term to each other. Berting is a leader of Alpha Chuli gang while Franing is a leader of May Forever gang. These two leaders were argued of each other of because which gang is tougher Berting’s gang or Franing’s gang. After they argued Berting was so full, Berting directly punch Franing in the eye then kick in the body Berting continue to beat Franing but Franing is no match of Berting, Franing surrendered but Berting continue to hit him, causing Franing to knock in the floor. According to SPO4 Jack Hoback, Franing has multiple fractures and injuries especially caused him to be blind permanently.

Souce: C. (2016). The BEST Ever QUOTES Spoken By Muhammad ALI As The BOXING Legend DIES Aged 74 (Photos And Videos). Retrieved September 08, 2016, from http://www.realcoolvideos.com/ali-greatest